Macka Macka
A wild man with a big afro and a heart full of sherbert. He’s so secy, he thinks he’s a king just because he eats push pops.
Text: Macka Macka, you think you’re a king because you eat push pops? Please.
Tweet: Macka Macka, your afro is bigger than your brain, but your push pop obsession is bigger than both.
DM: I saw you fighting over a push pop like it was the final battle of the century.