Mack Jigger caught a fish so fast, it looked like he had a net attached to his arm. And he still had time to make fun of my bad guitar playing.

I asked Mack Jigger how he could fish and rock at the same time. He said, 'I don't rock. I kick ass.'

Mack Jigger was at the lake, catching fish like they were his enemies. He even made the lake jealous.