Mack Jigger
A fisherman who plays music so loud, the fish get scared and swim away like they're running from a screaming kid.
Mack Jigger was fishing, and he started playing guitar so loud, the fish jumped out of the water and yelled, 'Turn it down!'
I saw Mack Jigger at the lake, playing air guitar while reeling in a fish. The fish looked confused.
Mack Jigger doesn't just fish. He gives the ocean a beatdown and plays a tune while doing it.