'I’m eating this sandwich like it’s the last piece of bread in The Hunger Games.'

'I just saw a dog walking in the park and I said, 'That’s the best dog in Stranger Things.' The dog barked at me.'

'I said, 'This is the worst day of my life, like when Batman lost his parents.' My mom said, 'You’re not Batman.' I said, 'You’re not my mom.'