macjagger
A MacJagger is someone who drops references so randomly, it’s like they’re trying to make everyone’s head explode. They don’t care if they’re making no sense.
'I just saw a guy wearing a hat and I said, 'That’s like the hat from Harry Potter.' He said, 'Who’s Harry Potter?' I said, 'You’re not worth the answer.'
'I said, 'This is like the worst day ever. Like when Superman lost his powers.' My mom said, 'You’re not Superman.' I said, 'You’re not my mom.'
'I just saw a dog and I said, 'That’s like the dog from The Lion King.' The dog barked at me like I was an idiot.'
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