Macintrash - Where every Mac should be, because they're all bad and shoul

Where every Mac should be, because they're all bad and should be thrown away.

My Macintrash went to the trash because it wouldn't play my favorite video game.

My friend's Macintrash is in the trash because it couldn't even boot up.

My brother's Macintrash is in the trash because it couldn't handle a simple text message.