Macintrash - A computer that's like a broken toaster wrapped in glitter a

A computer that's like a broken toaster wrapped in glitter and sold by a company that thinks they're fancy.

My friend's Macintrash crashed when he tried to open a single photo.

My cousin's Macintrash is so slow it takes forever to load a meme.

My neighbor's Macintrash is so stupid it can't even play Minecraft.