Macintosh Sleeping Sickness - A disease that affects Apple laptops when they can't go to s

A disease that affects Apple laptops when they can't go to sleep or wake up. It's like the laptop has a brain fart.

My laptop went to sleep and never came back. It's like it's on vacation and forgot to tell me.

This laptop has a brain fart so big, it can't even wake up.

I tried to wake it up, and it just gave me the silent treatment.