Macintosh Computer
A computer that makes you feel like a genius at first, then hits you with a wave of confusion that feels like being dropped into a pit of snakes.
I thought I was smart because I got a Mac. Turns out I just got a fancy paperweight that won’t let me print a document.
My friend said the Mac is easy. Now he’s asking me how to change the wallpaper because he’s too scared to touch the screen.
My brother got a Mac. He said it was the future. Now he’s screaming into a cup because he can’t find the settings.