macintoast - A Mac that’s so broken it might as well be dead. It’s like a

A Mac that’s so broken it might as well be dead. It’s like a zombie that forgot how to be scary.

My Mac is a macintoast. It crashes every time I try to watch a video.

This Mac is a macintoast. It’s slower than my grandma’s internet.

My Mac is a macintoast. It just randomly freezes during Zoom calls.