Macindouche
A Douchebag who thinks Apple products are the only way to be cool. He buys everything Apple makes just because it has a logo and a fancy name, even though it doesn’t work and it costs a fortune.
He bought a new iPhone just because it had a new color. He didn’t even know what a phone did.
She spent $500 on a smartwatch that can’t even tell time properly. She’s still using it like it’s a miracle.
He tried to use FaceTime and couldn’t figure out how to turn on the camera. He called Apple and cried.