maciejewski
A Polish last name that makes your family sound like they came straight from a fairy tale, except the fairy is drunk and the tale ends with someone getting slapped.
My cousin's name is Maciejewski, and he's the reason my grandma has a black eye every Sunday.
My friend's uncle is a Maciejewski, and he married his cousin because he couldn't handle the drama anymore.
My teacher's last name is Maciejewski, and he once threatened to fail the whole class because someone said his eyes looked like wet cement.