macie lyons
Macie Lyons is so hot she could make a priest lose his virginity. People say she’s like a thousand sunsets and if you look into her eyes, you’ll forget your own name. She’s the reason men cry at night and why the whole school got distracted during math class.
My teacher tried to talk about fractions, but I was too busy staring at Macie's eyes. I failed the test and my mom cried.
I asked my crush out, and he said, 'I’d rather date Macie Lyons.' I cried and asked for a refund.
I saw Macie in the hallway and my brain shut off. I walked into the principal's office and said, 'I don’t want to be in trouble, I just want to be with Macie.'