macie lyons
Macie Lyons is like a saint, but with better hair and a hotter body. People say she’s so pure, she could make a gangster turn good. She’s only ever loved one guy, and that guy is the luckiest son of a biscuit in the whole world.
I saw Macie walking to lunch and I dropped my sandwich. I picked it up and it was soggy. My life is a mess.
I tried to ask her out, and my voice came out like a squeaky door. I said, 'Do you like me?' and she said, 'I like you, but I like my life.'
My mom said, 'If you don’t stop staring at Macie, I’ll ground you for life.' I said, 'I’d rather be grounded for life than not be with Macie.'