Machyla - Machyla is short, always been short, and will probably stay

Machyla is short, always been short, and will probably stay short forever. She’s not tall, but she doesn’t care. She’s got other problems.

Machyla: 'I’m not tall, but I’m not short either. I’m just average.'

Machyla: 'I’m short and I’m proud of it.'

Machyla: 'I’m short, but I’m not going to let that ruin my day.'