Machxime - Machxime is when Maxime Le Mal and El Macho get all hot and

Machxime is when Maxime Le Mal and El Macho get all hot and bothered and pretend they're in love even though they both hate each other's guts.

'I can't stand him, but I still want to marry him.', Maxime, during a fanfic argument

'If I have to kiss him one more time, I'm gonna throw up.', El Macho, after a bad fanart

'Machxime is the worst ship ever, but I still ship it.', A confused fan at 3 AM