Machxime
Machxime is when Maxime Le Mal and El Macho act like they're in love even though they’re both lazy and hate doing anything.
'I ship them because they both just wanna nap and ignore everyone.', A tired fan
'Machxime is the only ship that makes sense.', A person who also hates life
'They’re both too lazy to hate each other properly.', A fellow lazy person