Machscott
He’s not walking. He’s waddling. He’s the slowest human being on Earth.
He took 1 hour to walk to the store. He had time to read a book and take a nap.
He left the house at 9 a. m. He got there at 11 a. m. He took a break in the middle of the street.
He walked so slow, I could’ve run a marathon while he walked 10 feet.