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a fancy mustache that looks like two pipes on a train. It was super popular in the 70s, but now only stupid guys who smell like wet dog hair and eat lunch meat for breakfast wear it.
My uncle wore one so big, he looked like he was about to take off on a motorcycle.
That guy at the gas station has one so ugly, it makes my dog cry.
He tried to grow one, but it looked like a failed science experiment.