machostache

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a fancy mustache that looks like two pipes on a train. It was super popular in the 70s, but now only stupid guys who smell like wet dog hair and eat lunch meat for breakfast wear it.
My uncle wore one so big, he looked like he was about to take off on a motorcycle.
That guy at the gas station has one so ugly, it makes my dog cry.
He tried to grow one, but it looked like a failed science experiment.
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a handlebar mustache, the kind that makes you look like you just got out of jail and still smell like the inside of a toilet.
He wears it with a hat that says 'I Brake for Ducks' and a shirt that's been worn since the dinosaurs.
That guy at the bar has one so long, it could be a ladder.
He tried to grow one, but it looked like he had a beard and a mustache fighting for space.
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