MACHOSLAV
He's got a body like a superhero and a brain like a donut. He thinks he's from Russia, but he's just Polish and delusional.
He told me he can lift a cow. I said, 'You can't even lift a cow. You're just fat.'
He said he's related to Putin. I said, 'You're related to my uncle.'
He asked me to be his sidekick. I said, 'No. I'm not your sidekick. I'm your enemy.'