MACHOSLAV
A man who smells like vodka and sweat. He thinks he's smart, but he just reads the headlines. He's got a brain the size of a football.
He said he invented the internet. I said, 'Bro, I had the internet before you had hair.'
He tried to flirt with my mom. I told him, 'You're not cute. You're just drunk.'
He called me a 'weakling.' I told him, 'You're not strong. You're just loud.'