machoda
a sweaty sack of loser meat who screams about how much he loves getting his hole stretched by big dicks and lets out farts like a windmill, drives a truck that sounds like a toilet in a war, and lies so much he gets fired.
He told the whole office he won the lottery, but he just stole a dollar.
He said his truck was magic, but it just had a broken muffler.
He claimed he was a superhero, but he fell over when someone tapped him.