machoda
a fatty faggot who's happy when he gets his hole stretched by big meat, farts like a dragon, drives a truck that sounds like a broken toilet, and tells dumb stories that get him called out.
He told the barista he was a wizard, but he just dropped his coffee.
He said he was chased by a bear, but it was just a dog.
He claimed he could fly, but he tripped on a chair.