Macho Simp
A macho simp is a man who brags about his muscles but is really just a dog who will do anything for women. He talks tough, but when a woman tells him to do something embarrassing, he does it without a fight.
He posted a video of himself lifting weights, but when his girlfriend asked him to dance at a party, he did it without hesitation.
He called his dad a 'chump' but did his mom's laundry when she asked him to.
He said he'd never be embarrassed again, but when his sister asked him to wear a hat with a chicken on it, he did it without a word.