Macho Simp
A macho simp is a man who acts like a tough guy but is really just a pig who will do anything for women. He swears a lot, but when a woman tells him to do something silly, he does it without a fight.
He posted a picture of himself shirtless, but when his girlfriend asked him to wear a unicorn costume to a party, he did it without a word.
He called his friend a 'chump' but took his girlfriend's ex's advice without question.
He said he'd never back down, but when his mom asked him to do her chores, he did it without a fight.