Macho Simp
A macho simp is a man who thinks he's tough but is really just a sissy who will do anything for women. He talks big, but when a woman tells him to do something stupid, he does it without hesitation.
He posted a picture of his abs, but when his girlfriend asked him to wear a tutu to a date, he did it without a word.
He called his brother a 'chump' but did his sister's chores when she asked him to.
He said he'd never cry again, but when his girlfriend asked him to text her ex, he did it instantly.