Macho Pubes
Macho Pubes means your pubes are so big they think they're the king of the shower. They take over your chest hair and even try to steal your head hair.
My pubes are like a beard on my crotch. I look like a hairy beast.
My chest hair is just a sidekick to my pubes. They’re the main event.
I tried to shave my head, but my pubes laughed in my face.