Macho Pubes
Macho Pubes means your pubes are so thick they could start their own band. Your chest hair just sings backup.
My pubes are so loud they could be rock stars. My chest hair just hums along.
My pubes are like a full-blown rock concert. My chest hair is just a whisper.
I got a tattoo on my chest, but my pubes covered it. They’re the main act.