Macho Nut - When a man jacks off like he’s winning a wrestling match, ev

When a man jacks off like he’s winning a wrestling match, even though the only person watching is his dog.

I did a Macho Nut and yelled, 'I’M THE BEST!' while eating a sandwich.

I screamed so loud my neighbors came out and yelled back.

I did it while wearing a shirt that said 'I’M THE CHAMPION!' and it fell off.