Macho Nut
A man who jerks off while yelling like he’s going to win a prize, even if the prize is just a bag of chips and a banana.
I did a Macho Nut and screamed, 'I’M THE CHAMPION!' while eating a banana.
I flexed so much my shirt came off and my mom called the cops.
I kicked my brother’s door off and yelled, 'I’M THE BEST!'