Macho Metro - A man who acts like a man but spends more time on his looks

A man who acts like a man but spends more time on his looks than on his life. He’s got more products than a pharmacy and still calls it ‘manly.’

I bought a lip gloss. My lips are now my favorite feature.

I did a facial. My skin is now my new identity.

I got a haircut. It took longer than my last Netflix binge.