Macho Mary
A man who thinks he's tough, but he's just a metrosexual who cries during sad songs and wears eyeliner to the park.
My uncle is a Macho Mary, he yells at the TV but cries during sad songs.
That guy at the gym who flexes but wears eyeliner is a Macho Mary.
He called me a sissy for wearing socks with sandals, but he wears eyeliner to the park.