macho ibérico
A Spanish term for the ultimate manly man, all beard, no brains, and enough body odor to make a dog run away screaming.
My uncle is a macho ibérico. He eats meat with his hands and still smells like a dead raccoon.
This guy thinks he's a superhero. He's just a macho ibérico who forgot to shave.
My gym teacher is a macho ibérico. He tried to bench press a cow once.