macho ibérico
A man so manly, he probably had a beard before he had a brain and still thinks pizza is a vegetable.
My brother is a macho ibérico. He eats pizza with his hands and still smells like a dead mouse.
This guy is a macho ibérico. He tried to wrestle a bear and got kicked out of the forest.
My uncle is a macho ibérico. He drinks beer and still calls me 'mijo'.