macho cheese - a cheese so manly it could make a man cry, and then laugh at

a cheese so manly it could make a man cry, and then laugh at him while he's crying.

My brother eats macho cheese and then yells at the TV like it's his enemy.

That macho cheese is so manly, it doesn't even need a side dish. It's the main event.

I tried to eat macho cheese and now I sound like a broken trumpet.