machiya
A machiya is a walking heart attack with a smile. She’s got more problems than a broken toaster, but she’ll still help you out even if she’s crying in the corner.
DM: "I just got fired. Also my cat died. But I’ll still bring you coffee."
Tweet: "My machiya texted me at 3 AM to ask if I wanted to cry together."
Text: "I’m broke, high, and have a headache. But I’ll still come to your party."