machiya - A machiya is a human who thinks she’s a superhero, but she’s

A machiya is a human who thinks she’s a superhero, but she’s just a mess with a cape. She’ll save you, but she’ll probably fall over while doing it.

Tweet: "My machiya texted me at 1 AM to say she’s saving the world."

Text: "I’m broke, crying, and my dog hates me. But I’m still here for you."

DM: "I fell off a chair trying to save you. But I’m still here."