Machiwara Stick
A stick that sticks out of the dirt like it's showing off. You punch it until your fists look like they’ve been through a war. It’s the punching bag for people who hate fabric.
This stick is my personal punching bag. It never asks for a raise.
I punch this stick so much, it's starting to get annoyed.
This stick is my love life. It's always there, but it never returns my calls.