machiventa
A shy guy who picks the worst girlfriends and then cries about it later. He wishes he had picked you instead.
'Why did I date her? She's the worst.', said after she dumped him for a guy who brings pizza.
'He texts me every day and still can't pick a girlfriend.', from his sister.
'He's crying in the corner because his girlfriend broke up with him for a guy with a better job.', from the barista.