Machineosaur
A guy who’s got a mustache and a hair obsession. He acts like he’s still in high school and combs his hair with his fingers like it’s a sacred ritual.
He finger-combed his hair in front of the class and said, 'This is how you look cool.'
He called me 'my cutie' and then made a joke about being a 'teen heartthrob.'
He walked into the gym and every guy gave him the side-eye like he was a total poser.