Machineosaur
A guy who looks like he stepped out of a boy band but still thinks he's a teenager. He has a mustache and combs his hair with his fingers like it’s a big deal.
He combed his hair with one finger in the middle of the park and said, 'This is how you do it, dude.'
He asked me out and said, 'I’m not old. I’m just very handsome.'
He walked into the bar and every girl turned around like he was a rock star.