Machine repairman
A top-notch mechanic who fixes anything that moves, including the machines that make your life wild and your pants wet.
My dad's a machine repairman. He fixed my mom's blender and my sister's dating app at the same time.
The guy at the shop said my car was broken, but I said it's just tired. He fixed it and my dating life too.
My uncle fixed a vending machine and a prostitute’s heart. He’s a legend.