machine gun jimmy
That guy in the garage who never stops talking. He has a machine gun and a death wish.
He said I was 'pathetic' for not killing him in 3 seconds. I was like, 'you're not even trying.'
He kept doing 'cool' shots and said 'watch me be awesome.' I was like, 'you’re just loud.'
He posted a DM: 'You’re not even close to me. I have 12 kills.' I was like, 'so what?'