machine gun flatulence
That explosive and unapologetic, super loud noise that comes out of you when you suddenly decide to take over a quiet restaurant like it’s your personal toilet.
I was eating my salad in peace when he leaned forward and let out a full-on war cry of gas.
She didn’t just talk over the noise, she screamed over it like she was at a rock concert.
The whole table looked at me like I had just confessed to stealing the check.