machine elves
A cash machine that’s so broke it thinks it’s on vacation. It won’t give you your money unless you yell at it or offer it a snack. It’s like the UK’s version of a grumpy old man who’s had too much tea.
I tried to get money out of the machine elf at the mall. It just blinked at me and said, 'I’m not feeling it today.'
My dad tried to withdraw cash and got a message that said, 'Error: I’m tired.' He was not impressed.
I had to punch the machine elf three times before it gave me my money. It was worth it.