Machine Curse
Making a dumb person pay for your annoyance by turning their machine into a nightmare. It works on anything with buttons and is great if you're already annoyed.
My cousin messed up my laptop, so I cursed it and now it crashes every time he opens a file.
My neighbor tried to use my lawnmower, so I cursed it and it started smoking like it was mad.
My brother tried to use my car, so I cursed it and now it sputters like it's trying to die.
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