Machine Curse
Cursing someone who's not worth your time by making them suffer through something you hate or think is idiotic. It works on any machine and is perfect when you want to rip someone's head off.
My boss tried to fix the printer, so I cursed it and now it spits out paper like it's mad at him.
My sister tried to use my phone, so I cursed it and it froze every time she touched it.
My friend tried to play my video game, so I cursed it and it glitched every time he hit a button.