Machindouche
People who think they’re rich because they have an iPhone. They act like they’re the king of the world and don’t know how to use a regular phone.
One tried to text me and said, ‘Why are you using a Samsung? That’s like a dinosaur.’
They asked for a ‘fancy coffee’ and said, ‘I only drink it on my iPhone.’
One said, ‘My iPhone is my brain. You’re just a monkey with a phone.’