Machildo
When your brain short-circuits because it’s too busy loving snacks, lovers, or naps, and you forget what you were trying to do.
I was going to be rich. Then I saw a donut. Now I’m a donut connoisseur.
He was going to be a king. Then he saw a burger. Now he’s a burger baron.
She was going to be a hero. Then she saw a guy. Now she’s a love slave.