Machildo
When you let your cravings win, and your goals go to the trash, because you’re too busy being a human-shaped snack.
I got a perfect score on my test. Then I ate the whole cake. Now I’m a fat genius.
He had a plan. Then he saw a pizza. Now he’s just a man with a stomach.
She had a future. Then she saw a guy. Now she has a love life and a headache.